Day 8: please don't eat me...

Well, today I'm sorry to inform you all I have done absolutely fuck all, despite the weather being absolutely glorious. But I did get some reading done, which is always good, seeing as I never have any time to do so. My tans been topped up (slightly). I think the most off putting thing was though, whilst trying my hardest to sit in the garden and read, I was being ferociously attacked by bugs and insects and various other small living things that crawl over your legs.

 

Although I was much relieved when my mother saved me from the jungle back garden and whisked me off to Tesco's to purchase bikinis. Was quite productive, yet traumatic experience. As shopping with my mother usually is. She'd pick up one, I wouldn't like it, I'd pick up one, she wouldn't like it and so on. Eventually a decision was made as to which ones... They happened to be identical in shape, one had pink polka dots the other had white stripes. Dontcha' just love variety?